Almost Everything

Just a few mediocre men with important opinions and interesting stories to tell.

Episode 34 - Podcast With a Dead Man

October 29th, 2021

WE’RE BACK WITH A BANG! In this episode the tale of the old lady shitting in the alley is told, granny arse is discussed and chasing the devils cum is definitely not a saying. Tims expensive taste comes up, grooming your beard and not wiping make an unfortunate appearance as well as using money as chopsticks. More to look forward to is “where’s the beef?” Meeting celebrities, roasting comedians, famous coasts of the world and more roasting of John Bishop.

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Episode 33 - Crying & Panic Buying

October 4th, 2021

It's new mic time babyyy, coming to you crystal clear and sleeker than ever. In this episode a serious isolation is in action, we discuss the buffer brothers and shaking hands with covid. There's panic in the UK, we bond over pushing the petrol light limit, and talk about breaking down. Apparently it's international coffee day when we recorded so naturally we had six. Air Jo coffee makes a return, middle aged women with bobs are taking over and a new instalment of Lewis reads recommended tweets! We find out what grinds Tim's gears, stuck up nurses make a cameo, and covid tests make grown men cry. Pineapple Brat, an Indian update, and we find out the the USA has the most downloads this week!!

 

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Episode 32 - Koala Whacking is a Thing

September 26th, 2021

3 days late but we got there in the end! In this episode we cover Tims 2 day bender, feminists, a gamblers chat takes place and we give the perfect example of practicing what we preach. We agree on guilty playstation pleasure, see what it’s like in isolation with Tim, discuss passport hold ups and half day Fridays. Covid continues to confuse us, liquid gold makes a return, the Indian wave is upon us and koala whacking is a thing. Beers are spilt as we wish Howard to get well soon. And if your looking to pickup, the podcast is the best way to make an impression.

 

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Episode 31 - A Hostage Situation

September 16th, 2021

Well well well, another weekly episode to caress those eardrums. In this episode we discuss the big move, the new studio and watching your heart rate. We have a lengthy covid chat zzz... The hot topic of triangles or boxer briefs takes place, an update on the angry trolley boy and a hostage situation. More of the busy boys, Tim taking the reins, Blitzen Dickson and taking the pod places.

 

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Episode 30 - The Big Fat Sex Quiz

September 9th, 2021

Wowee, what a show we have for you. Tim the Italian makes an appearance, there are more stories of our week in England, hanging up on important calls and the ring dinger. Big news on the house move, being shoulder deep in boxes, angry trolley boys, angry guy or flaccid guy? The sex quiz, spiky d*cks, country download update and guilty pleasures. 

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Episode 29 - Pubes & Scams

September 2nd, 2021

Two in two BABY!! Your boys are back with another banger. In this episode we cover the testimonials from you, Britney Spears, controversial topics, the wrong podcast direction, deaf scams, a ballsy cat, mice plague, rat bites, the worlds longest pube, how it's all bad for only fans, bang bros, benson the pod dog, copyright issues, and a podcast lawyer.

 

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Episode 28 - Season 3 We’re Back!

August 26th, 2021

Boy oh boy are we glad to be back! The season is off to a hot start with chats about saunas, laptop struggles, the pod dog, 3 years of podding, curry nights, new whip, cop encounters, listener testimonials, comfy car seats and weird sayings.

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An Audio Only Special

July 27th, 2020

For our day 1 listeners we bless you with an audio only special with EXCLUSIVE content. Keep your ears peeled for the big announcement 👀

 

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Episode 26 - Which Side Does it Flop to?

July 1st, 2020

We're back from a mini hiatus with a banging new episode!

In this bad boy we discuss a new speedo design, which side does it flop to? unpopular opinions, burgers... higher or wider? Rick & Morty season 4, boiling crustaceans, uppers and downers, and a new segment : KIWI DOCTORS!!! We hope you enjoy.

 

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Episode 25 - Going Full Thottle

June 1st, 2020

We’re in the mood for the nude and bringing you another episode.

We describe our microphones and discuss out of context dessert, Michael Jordan, growing 8 inches, are NBA players faithful? The ‘full thottle effect’, the dicktionary is cumming, Lewis’ speeding ticket, the mysterious envelope, big tings in the mixer, bats on a power line, movies titles that give away the plot, who’s the greatest sportsman? The infamous jambaroo video and coins at a strip club. ENJOY!!

 

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