Episodes

Monday Jun 01, 2020
Episode 25 - Going Full Thottle
Monday Jun 01, 2020
Monday Jun 01, 2020
We’re in the mood for the nude and bringing you another episode.
We describe our microphones and discuss out of context dessert, Michael Jordan, growing 8 inches, are NBA players faithful? The ‘full thottle effect’, the dicktionary is cumming, Lewis’ speeding ticket, the mysterious envelope, big tings in the mixer, bats on a power line, movies titles that give away the plot, who’s the greatest sportsman? The infamous jambaroo video and coins at a strip club. ENJOY!!

Wednesday May 20, 2020
Episode 24 - The Business Meeting Trilogy
Wednesday May 20, 2020
Wednesday May 20, 2020
You can’t hold us back now baby! We’ve got an external hard drive and we are ready to infect your eardrums and bring you yet another episode.
In this ep the third business meeting takes place, we discuss the length of the podcast, segment sequence, the almost everything dictionary, stubby holder merch, liquid gold returns again!! Pineapple milkshake beer?! Everybody loves Gavin, hitting a wall, the pod we didn’t release, massive head loss, unpopular opinions, poo bear chasing a butterfly and coffin beds. ENJOY!

Saturday May 09, 2020
Episode 23 - Baby Bargains & Firth's Girth
Saturday May 09, 2020
Saturday May 09, 2020
Welcome to the red tie event, a Mother’s Day special of the podcast!!
In this episode we cover, baby bargains, tearing up over chick flicks, the chick flick Hall of Fame, thirst for Firth’s girth, gluten-free vegan beer, Brighton Le Sands… Not is classy as it sounds, which movies make you cry? tears that don’t respond to gravity, having a good cry, the YouTube rabbit hole, people falling over, dash cam videos, street fights, chalkboard versus whiteboard, raw with Gordon Ramsay, teppanyaki fails, ASMRshole.com and the scroteseam. ENJOY!

Wednesday May 06, 2020
Episode 22 - Beaver Town & Double Parking
Wednesday May 06, 2020
Wednesday May 06, 2020
We’re dressed, ready and on a mezzanine level to bring you another episode of the podcast.
In this episode Liquid Gold returns, we discuss if beers were celebrities, visiting beaver town, weapons for league players, garden drinks, our daily routine, people watching Olympics, party ties, Trust The Pod segment is back with a new jingle, how to hold your drinks, skipping phone queues, a rough ride with Vodafone. ENJOY!

Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Episode 21 - Sex Dolls & Treadmill Orgasms
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Wednesday Apr 29, 2020
Coming to you LIVE on the front lines of coronavirus lockdown! A podcast first for us as we debut a supplementary video for the ep on YouTube. In this episode we cover, chucking Easter in the background, ghost titties, the podcast TikTok, Tim’s Pringle diet, possum invasion, social distancing beard, if coronavirus was a party, the nightclub supermarket, England’s lockdown weather, people who exercise in casual clothes, wine teeth, blowup sex dolls, getting so angry that you pop a stiffy, treadmill orgasms and George Pell getting off. ENJOY!

Thursday Apr 02, 2020
Episode 20 - Childhood Crushes & Fiat Pics
Thursday Apr 02, 2020
Thursday Apr 02, 2020
We're back face to face in the studio!! We hope your speakers have recovered and are ready to be re-broken. In this ep we discuss Apple in the UK, artistic people movers, the specs of Lew's whip, identifying as a calculator, roundabouts in England, fiat pics, Aussie artists, the "hemitudial" ditch, Madonna - the thottier Marilyn Monroe, shushing a baby, kid-free cafes, inconvenience-free zones, Tim goes on a tangent and childhood crushes. ENJOY!

Friday Feb 28, 2020
Episode 19 - Fully Lubricated in England!
Friday Feb 28, 2020
Friday Feb 28, 2020
We’re back and fully lubricated! We’re in the same room, we’ve popped a strepsil and our vocal cords are clear for podding.
In this episode we discuss Tim’s big suprise for Lewis, our week in England together, Tim gets a passport in 2 days, a postman with tourrets, in a director’s box, a free tie & scarf, in a penthouse with a royal family member, napping on a toilet seat, Tim’s rally, Tim gets kicked out of a club, noticeable hills, 400 year old soup, pleading ignorance, riff raffs with the nik naks, breaking speakers worldwide, Lewis’s terrible geography, our first gay bar experience, parental instincts, Lewis’s big news! And “a fog fuck of a day”.

Saturday Feb 22, 2020
Episode 18 - Season 2 Premiere: Splash Back & Nude Beaches
Saturday Feb 22, 2020
Saturday Feb 22, 2020

Sunday Sep 15, 2019
Episode 17 - Season 1 Finale!
Sunday Sep 15, 2019
Sunday Sep 15, 2019
Yes you read it correctly... season 1 of the Almost Everything Podcast comes to an end. But we're not going out quietly! In this episode we discuss our plans for season 2, an old lady gets a face full of grass, we debut some asmr with toast, producer grizzy joins us in the studio, Deanna the spam follower, and we take a trip down memory lane of what has been the best year of our lives so far... We hope you enjoy!!
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Friday Aug 23, 2019
Episode 16 - Viagra... Rock Solid
Friday Aug 23, 2019
Friday Aug 23, 2019
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Saturday May 18, 2019
Episode 15 - Camel Nips & Deaf Threats
Saturday May 18, 2019
Saturday May 18, 2019
We're back with a boom! In this episode we are cracking open a cold one in the bro robes on mothers day, name a better combo...we'll wait. We discuss death threats from a deaf lady, old men in Hawaiian shirts wearing Birkenstocks, grown men with shopping trolleys, balls under the table, getting bored with people when drunk and a NEW SEGMENT: jobenile questions with Jobe - do camels have nipples?
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Saturday May 04, 2019
Episode 14 - Kiss from a rose and kicked by a junkie
Saturday May 04, 2019
Saturday May 04, 2019
We're in the original studio for this one! In this episode we tell the story of how we (Tim) got jumped by junkies, getting kicked in the lumbar spine, putting a verb to things, the ongoing demand for us to create business advertisements, all you can eat wings, Tim's terrible lip incident, listening to Marvin Gaye on record and of course a bit of feedback.
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